While wondering through the aisles of Target, I nearly ran into another while turning the corner. Now normally I would say sorry and go the rest of my day without a thought about it, but this time, I had to take a double take. Why? Well, I didn’t think that guys still wore “sagging pants” circa 1996 anymore. I can honestly say, even back then, baggy, saggy, droppying pants were not hot, nor trendy. They actually make you look shorter, and makes you walk in a funny (ROTFL) kind of way. While it is a eye-catching fashion-statment, just not in a good or flattering way.
All I really wanted to do is run up behind him, and de-pants the poor boy like a 9-year-old on the playground. Really tempted.